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I've just seen it, and it sucked so bad, that I really had to find some public forum to warn everyone about how fucking bad it is.
First of all, Goku's not a kid. Fuck that, it's not the point - He goes to school, he wanna know how to get girls and he's weak as a little bitch!
Piccolo is not the awesome meditating ninjamonk-type, we all know and love. He's a fucking dramaqueen, flying around in his huge spaceship, staring at the earth all day. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? We don't get to see Krillin either - Actually the only actual persons in the movie is Goku, Gohan (Grandpa edition), Chichi, Roshi, Bulma, Yamcha(u?) and some asian slut working for Piccolo.
This is not Dragon Ball - This is god damn STARWARS! They use guns and spaceships and %&()&%/( FUCK!
Well, besides that, I guess the director must have thought: "Master Roshi... Master Roshi.... An old guy, bald, with a moustache and sunglasses. A turtle shell on the bag and his own island... I don't wanna work with that. INSTEAD, I'll turn him into a young guy with hair, clean shaved, no sunglasses or a shell. And to finish it, I THINK HE SHOULD HAVE AN APARTMENT IN THE CITY INSTEAD OF HIS OWN ISLAND! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FUCKING NOOB!?
Then there's Bulma... She's pretty hot.
Yamchu is pretty gay anyway, so fuck him.
Did I get it all? Did I mention that Goku doesn't look like Goku at all, but rather like a guy who deserves to be in High School Musical? Screw this movie, if you see it, you're gonna get really freakin' dissapointed. Hope you enjoyed it.